Category Archives: Dear Sam


Book News!!

So I haven’t posted since October. That is a looooong time. If anyone out there is still reading my blog, greetings and salutations! Actually, I know a few people are still visiting the site, emphasis on visiting. I like to take the time to read and enjoy my spam comments now and then. (Hope you appreciate that, spammers!) A guy by the name of Nike Air (or maybe it was Movie Forum) said, “I am visiting this web site dailly and obtain fastidious data from here all the time.” I love that he claimed to [...]
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Paint the F***ing Garage Doors and Other Thoughts

SamBohrman Dear Sam 2 comments
I don’t come from a family of planners. When I got married ten years ago, I picked out dresses for me and the bridesmaids, and was like, “Yo, Mom and Dad, party at your house next July!” They were like, “Cool, we’ll be here.” Then we invited eighty people. That was it. A week before the wedding we convened in South Dakota and each person involved started doing things he/she thought might be relevant to the wedding. My dad redid the master bathroom, cut down about 100 pine trees, and lined up a pig. [...]
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Advice for the Lovelorn and Mild to Morbidly Curious (regarding Christmas presents)

SamBohrman Dear Sam 6 comments
My friend Carol and I have decided to start a romantic advice column. Actually, I decided to start one, which prompted Carol to re-answer the questions that I originally answer. It’s as if she thinks I give bad advice!? You can be the judge of that. For the first column, no one has asked a question, so I’m going to pose one myself. Hopefully, I don’t have to do this all the time because it might get weird. I might overshare. Also, I’m not sure an advice column where I only speak to myself is exactly [...]
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